February 2012
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“who are wings? they’re only the band the beatles could’ve been!”
– alan partridge (via jarviscockersglasses)
Listening to Brian bitch about O'Brien from...
This is hilarious for a lot of reasons.
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alwaysinfluxx replied to your post: Oh my god, Tristin is afraid of birds and a hawk just dive-bombed at him.
Send him to Missouri. We have an overpopulation if hawks. Seriously everywhere.
He would legitimately have a heart attack. The hawk dove at him and he legitimately did a dive-roll into the apartment, with a lit cigarette in his mouth.
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deadmoonight:
The Faces - Ooh La La
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Oh my god, Tristin is afraid of birds and a hawk...
That was possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.
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The parts of Tristin's phone conversations I can...
Tristin: You headed to A-Town?
Al-Doori: ...
Tristin: She is probably *sopping* wet.
Al-Doori: ...
Tristin: You better hurry, she'll freeze before you hit Columbus.
Al-Doori: ...
Tristin: I'm surprised you don't fill one of those Camelbaks up with whiskey for your bus trips. I'm REALLY surprised Cory doesn't do it.
Al-Doori: ...
Tristin: I don't know, uh... VD.
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Nick: Oh, have you made another move with a word that doesn't actually exist?
Brian: Obviously.
John: Wait, do you try to use REAL words all the time?
Nick: ...Yeah?
John: Nick. Nick. This. This is why you're always getting beaten. You're playing Scrabble. THIS is Words with Friends.
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So the bookstore a few blocks away had a bunch of boxes outside their door that said FREE BOOKS so I snagged a copy of We Need to Talk About Kevin and then I went inside and got a copy of Sartre’s Being and Nothingness for 8 bucks.
BOOYAH
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“LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON” HONORS BRUCE... →
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” will honor Bruce Springsteen with a weeklong musical tribute February 27 – March 2 (12:35 a.m. on NBC) to celebrate the launch of his new album, “Wrecking Ball,” which will be released on Columbia Records March 6. Each night, the show’s featured musical guest will perform selected songs from his extensive catalog.
Fallon welcomes Bruce Springsteen and the E...
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"[T]he Death Star requires .03% of the GDP of each... →
motherjones:
Most excellent article on our site today, vol. 1: “The Death Star is a Surprisingly Cost-Effective Weapons System,” by Kevin Drum.
Don’t get any ideas, Gingrich.
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The description for the next episode of Downton on...
“Isobel finds herself in conflict with Violet, and Mary is introduced to a potential suitor.”
YOU DON’T SAY!?
I think the Edith is my favorite daughter on Downton. She’s cute as shit, and from what I can tell so far, not nearly the bitch that Mary is capable of being.
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Bates: I saw this advertisement for a limp corrector... What does it do?
Medical Shop Owner: ...It corrects limps.
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maryqueenofscouts replied to your post: maryqueenofscouts replied to your post: I have the…
Seriously??? Not even if you showed them a piece of mail And/or a pay stub?? That’s what I did here….
I probably could, but i’m also ideologically opposed to becoming more of a california resident. i still have ohio plates on my Matrix, even though they’re three or four months expired...
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maryqueenofscouts replied to your post: I have the weirdest urge to watch Deadwood
UGH YOU NEED TO WATCH DEADWOOD. So much awesome in one show…library??
I don’t have a library card because I don’t have a CA driver’s license. I refuse to get a new license since my current one’s not expired, and because I don’t have one, I can’t apply for a library card....
I have the weirdest urge to watch Deadwood
But it’s not on Netflix :(
Maybe I’ll actually start watching LOST all the way through.
